- Number of times we have come home to a not hungry dog - 6
- Number of plants in our garden that have since been dug up or replaced (not by us) - 3
- Length of our last visit - 1 hour
- Length of time spent at the pool during out last visit - 50 minutes
- Length of time my MIL spent with us at their pool during out last visit - 0 minutes
- Number of sentences my MIL spoke in English during our last visit - 4
- Number of English sentences related to my daughters eating habits during out last visit - 4
...and it's only July....
